Arsenio Hall returns to late night tonight (show times way down below). So, yeah. There’s that. Plus lots of promo for new shows, and new music from the likes of Sheryl Crow, Janelle Monae and Keith Urban.
LATE NIGHT THIS WEEK
Real Time with Bill Maher (10 p.m. ET on HBO Canada)
Returning with new episodes Sept. 13.
Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS)
Monday: Ricky Gervais, Chicago mayor of Rahm Emanuel, Janelle Monae (The Electric Lady)
Tuesday: Billy Crystal; musical guest Sheryl Crow (Feels Like Home)
Wednesday: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Keith Olbermann, Keith Urban (Fuse)
Thursday: Alec Baldwin, Toni Collette (Hostages)
Friday: Phil McGraw (Dr. Phil), Tom Dreesen
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS)
Monday: Alice Eve
Tuesday: Anna Faris (Mom), Jean-Michel Cousteau
Wednesday: Max Greenfield (New Girl)
Thursday: Adam Goldberg, Jennifer Carpenter
Friday: Seth Green, comic Andi Osho, Johnnyswim
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Show (11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)
Monday: Martin Short, Meghan McCain, Backstreet Boys
Tuesday: Rose Byrne (Insidious: Chapter 2), Donny Deutsch, Jennifer Nettles
Wednesday: Charlie Sheen (Anger Management), Jim Rome, Trombone Shorty
Thursday: Hugh Jackman, Aisha Tyler, OneRepublic
Friday: Zooey Deschanel (New Girl), Terry Crews, Buena Vista Social Club
Conan (11 p.m. ET on MuchMusic, 1:36 a.m. ET on CTV)
Monday: Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich and comedian Tony Deyo
Tuesday: Simon Pegg, Local Natives
Wednesday: Rose Byrne (Insidious: Chapter 2), Gov’t Mule
Thursday: Wavves
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC, CTV)
Monday: Steve Harvey, Duck Dynasty cast
Tuesday: Michelle Pfeiffer, David Cross, Volcano Choir
Wednesday: Ricky Gervais, Michael Shannon, MGMT, Simon Townshend
Thursday: Robert De Niro (The Family), Amy Sedaris, Alt-J, Peter Hook
Friday: Scarlett Johansson, Drake
Jimmy Kimmel Live (11:35 a.m. ET on ABC)
Monday: John Stamos (Losing It with John Stamos), Cedric The Entertainer, Holy Ghost!
Tuesday: Simon Cowell, Stacy Keibler, Gary Clark Jr.
Wednesday: Tim Gunn, Preservation Hall Jazz Band
Thursday: Jake Gyllenhaal, Dianna Agron, the Weeknd
Friday: Bill Hader, Richard Simmons, Alpine
Daily Show with Jon Stewart (11 p.m. Comedy Network, midnight ET, CTV)
Monday: Sheri Find (Five Days at Memorial)
Tuesday: Bill Dedman (Empty Mansions: The Mysterious Life of Huguette Clark and the Spending of a Great American Fortune)
Wednesday: Bob Odenkirk and David Cross
Thursday: Billy Crystal (Still Foolin’ ‘Em: Where I’ve Been, Where I’m Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys?)
The Colbert Report (11:30 p.m. Comedy Network)
Monday: Billy Jean King (American Masters)
Tuesday: Shane Salerno (Salinger)
Wednesday: Sheryl Crow (Feels Like Home)
Thursday: Philip Mudd (Takedown: Inside the Hunt for Al Qaeda)
George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight (7 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. ET, CBC)
Monday: Michael J. Fox (The Michael J. Fox Show)
Tuesday: Richard Dawkins and Lawrence Krauss (The Unbelievers)
Wednesday: skater Patrick Chan
Thursday: Oprah Winfrey
Friday: Dolly Parton (Dream More)
The Arsenio Hall Show (10 p.m. ET on OMNI1, 11 p.m. on WGN and WPIX, 2 a.m. on KTLA and KCPQ)
Monday: Chris Tucker
Tuesday: Ice Cube, Lisa Kudrow, Mac Miller
Wednesday: George Lopez, Earvin Magic Johnson, Nas
Thursday: Mark Harmon (NCIS), Penn and Teller, Ariana Grande
Friday: Angela Bassett, Emblem 3
Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)
Since Mr. Rose et al keep these cards close to their collective chest, best i can do is the window below on the latest tweet, which usually announces guests late afternoon on the day of.
